more questions!!!

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What does OK actually mean?
Why do donuts have holes?
Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Why do they call it Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?
Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?
Why is the blackboard green?
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?



Destined to be a failure

[hein]

Haha funny

[bbathala]

lol, me and my wife enjoyed this.

[mikeygar]

am guilty of this:

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?


hahahahahaa!

[ted]

good ones...

[sinned]

more questions

its seems that you guys are enjoying these so heres more

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why are Pringles curved?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she
Can mute people burp?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
Can bald men get lice??
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
Why do we click on start to exit Microsoft windows?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
What happens when you say hi to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?
How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Why isn't sour cream really sour?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?
Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Do fish sleep?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
Do birds pee?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE......
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.